WHY IS IT THAT…


  • Why is it that the gas is always cheaper an hour after I’ve filled up my tank?
  • Why is it that it’s sure to rain whenever I tent camp?
  • Why is it that the less money I have the more I want to spend?
  • Why is it that the more I think about eating healthy the hungrier I get?
  • Why is it that the nicer I think I’m being, the more offended someone becomes?
  • Why is it when I try to be funny someone either gets mad or cries?
  • Why is it that the friendlier I am the ruder someone else becomes?
  • Why is it that when I leave home going to work only 5 minutes late I end up arriving to work 15 minutes late?
  • Why is it that the bluer the sky is, the colder the day is?
  • Why is it that my very existence seems to piss some people off?
  • Why is it that everyone goes into crisis between 2:30PM and 4:30PM on Fridays?
  • Why is it that whenever someone borrows something from me, I am expected to say “thank you” when they return it?

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