Never trust someone who:

  • Can eat just one cookie
  • Sips on a soft drink
  • Saves half a candy bar for later
  • Takes longer than 30 seconds to drink their chocolate milk
  • Eats only half a sandwich
  • Declines a piece of birthday cake
  • Doesn’t like ice cream
  • Never bites a lollipop

(Diane Webb 2016 webbwisdom.com)

trust no one.JPG