I was always told there is no such thing as a dumb question.  I disagree.  Following are a few examples (all in fun).

  • Is that what you are wearing? (as you are grabbing your keys to go)
  • Are you talking to me? (when there’s  no one else present)
  • Do you drive that far every day? (no–sometimes I fly)
  • Are you done? (as you are putting away supplies)
  • How many are with you? (can you count, can you see)
  • Would you like cream and sugar with your coffee? (they just proved drinking black coffee is common among psychopaths)
  • Did you enjoy your meal? (as you lick the plate to make sure nothing is  missed)
  • Would you like ice cream with that? (who cares what it is…ice cream is always welcome when offered)
  • Are these children with you? (well it depends on what they did and who’s asking)

Just kidding!  I’ve said some of these myself!  I’m sure I must know some decent people who drink their coffee black.  I just can’t think of any right now.



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