These are some things that happened on the worst dates I ever had (these did not all happen on the same date)

  • Date had a container of liquor in his sock at the movies (got drunk, loud and very embarrassing)
  • Date sat me down on a clump of dirt to wait for him and there was a huge black snake beside me
  • Date started vomiting
  • Date got a nose bleed
  • Date said curse word in church (loudly, my father heard)
  • Suddenly realized date was son of women at the bank I had a huge argument with
  • Came up on “some calves” in the middle of the road on the date and they were mine (date had to help me get my calves back to the house and fix the fence)Dead end sign